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Monday, June 30, 2003
 I've just updated my portfolio section with some new images. Go and take a look.
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Friday, June 27, 2003
I'm an unhappy man at the moment. Blogger has changed its interface and I can no longer upload my images successfully. This new version of Blogger seems to be getting many people upset.
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Tuesday, June 24, 2003
 Here's a site for those people that feel vulnerable in public and private places. It should send your paranoid levels to "Maximum". However the gadget they are peddling to detect wireless cameras looks like its been put together by a boy scout.
posted at 3:10 PM by Carlton
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Obviously as a mac addict I need to get one of these G5s. I urge you all to donate to my slush fund by buying truck loads of my t-shirts. Which reminds me, I should produce some new designs.
posted at 9:37 AM by Carlton
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 Its getting easier to jump bail these days. Scissors, paper, stone... gone!
posted at 8:48 AM by Carlton
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Friday, June 20, 2003
 Evilmonito has a feature about this excellent artist - Andy Howell | Art and Life. Beware his site contains adult-oriented paintings and sketches.
posted at 10:57 AM by Carlton
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You have to endure an excruciatingly long download to view this Korean Flash site but once you're in what a visual feast it is. The background music is very relaxing too. PURE PULSE FLASH STUDIO
posted at 8:31 AM by Carlton
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 Lets hope they can finally get it onto the silver screen. Hitchhiker's film 'still in pipeline'
posted at 8:14 AM by Carlton
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Girl meets dog. Girl has ominous tooth problem.Girl marries dog. Bad omen broken. Huzzah for dogs.
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Thursday, June 19, 2003
What are the 78 differences between women and men? Surely there are more than 78?
posted at 11:32 AM by Carlton
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Wednesday, June 18, 2003
Donkeys marry in India to please Rain God. However the Sun God was extrememly upset because she didn't have a thing to wear for the ceremony. The Lord of Shovels was equally distressed when he found out he was only invited "if he cleaned up".
posted at 10:58 AM by Carlton
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 Anyone got a cup of tea?
posted at 8:28 AM by Carlton
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Tuesday, June 17, 2003
Here's a quick and dirty montage of a couple of my colleagues apparently having a ball at the fun fair...
posted at 3:07 PM by Carlton
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The dodgy archive page should now have all of its graphics in place.
posted at 1:23 PM by Carlton
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I may have posted this infinity artist before, but what the heck. CHAPTER THREE digital creations
posted at 9:25 AM by Carlton
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I'm not sure what the significance of this date is. 24th september 1979. But the illustration contained within is full of drama. I just wish I could read polish.
posted at 9:14 AM by Carlton
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How do people manage to do this sort of thing to themselves? Man survives rubbish truck compactor. Ah! The demon drink.
posted at 8:22 AM by Carlton
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The things kids get up to these days. Boy, 4, calls police because he didn't want to go to kindergarten. I can't wait for my son to come up with schemes like this!
posted at 8:20 AM by Carlton
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Monday, June 16, 2003
Labour website hacked. No it wasn't. That picture of Bush and Blair is a true depiction of reality. FACT!
posted at 1:13 PM by Carlton
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If your bag is panoramic photography take a look at this site. Welcome to CSPanoramix, Panoramic Landscape & Scenic Stock Photography. Sometimes this kind of stuff can end up looking too "Athena Poster"-like. However there are still some real gems in this collection.
posted at 12:06 PM by Carlton
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 Current power levels get a boost from the current. ba-dum-tish! Tidal energy turbine launches
posted at 11:35 AM by Carlton
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Best not get into arguments with your neighbours over where you put your garden hedge. They may shoot you! Police guard injured neighbour after fatal shooting
posted at 10:29 AM by Carlton
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Take a look at the digital photography of Michael Banks @ Britart.com
posted at 8:24 AM by Carlton
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Sunday, June 15, 2003
What a long hot weekend this has been.
posted at 9:31 PM by Carlton
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Thursday, June 12, 2003
The guy from my home town of Hawarden pulls England back from the brink of footballing disaster. Lets face it, the team had no ambition last night. Its only by the inate ability of Owen that we managed to scrape a result. Eriksson praises match-winner Owen.
posted at 8:39 AM by Carlton
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All hail the return of Colt Seavers. Also Warner Brothers are going to be making a film of The Dukes of Hazzard. Yee-harrr!
posted at 8:33 AM by Carlton
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Uh-oh! Run for the hills, I say, run.
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Wednesday, June 11, 2003
Biro-Web made with pens
posted at 2:52 PM by Carlton
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For no reason really
posted at 1:11 PM by Carlton
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I'm going b3ta mad today. It might be obvious that I'm off deadline now.
posted at 12:01 PM by Carlton
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And after your visit to the Tate you'll need to address the balance by going to lowculture :: give in to your guilty pleasures. Bring back Sinitta.
posted at 10:55 AM by Carlton
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Take some time to view the prodigious works of Turner in this new online catalogue. Turner Worldwide
posted at 10:38 AM by Carlton
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The BP Portrait Award winner has produced an exceptional piece of art.Student scoops top portrait award. It seems slightly sacreligious to juxtapose it with my Judo Kitten and Squirrel. Oh well, such is the nature of the web.
posted at 10:32 AM by Carlton
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I haven't posted a photoshopped image to b3ta for a while, so I thought I'd throw a quick one into the pan...
 Click for bigger.
posted at 9:37 AM by Carlton
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Waxing the tash takes on a whole new dimension for this guy. Turk has world's longest moustache. Does he know he looks like he should be in The Village People. Check out the fine chest wig he's sporting.
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Tuesday, June 10, 2003
Here's one of the many illo "fillers" I create to wedge in a hole in one of my mags pages. 
This is to support a story about the troubling absence of AOLs Connie from their recent advertising campaign. Oh how I miss those naturally arching eyebrows! Please note the heavy sarcasm intended in that last sentence.
posted at 3:02 PM by Carlton
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I haven't been posting many links of illustrators recently. Here's one to whet the appetite - XTRAPOP™. I'll be constructing a page dedicated to illustrators very shortly. Watch this space for details.
posted at 2:30 PM by Carlton
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I think the Cylons, of Battlestar Gallactica fame, have morphed into Extreme Trucks and are threatening to take over Japan. Send in Godzilla. Now!
via boing, boing
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Monday, June 09, 2003
I hate spiders but obviously not as much as these German nursery teachers. Arf!
posted at 6:32 PM by Carlton
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For all you "kids" out there brought up on Eighties movies. Eighties Ending, a parody on every film you ever saw during that decade.
posted at 11:08 AM by Carlton
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Friday, June 06, 2003
Someday soon (ie after deadline) I'll get around to linking to these guys in my links list. For now you'll have to make do with just a post for Spinneyhead.
posted at 3:28 PM by Carlton
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Weebl and Bob get down and dirty with their pies. "Take it down Monkey". Yo. etc
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Anderson drops the puppet strings with his reprisal of Captain Scarlet. Duh du dud de de!
posted at 11:45 AM by Carlton
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All men secretly wish they could be just like Bruce Lee. Now you can - but only in German. Achtung! I suggest you use the fight mode as it has the funkiest 70s soundtrack. Feel the Bass.
posted at 11:43 AM by Carlton
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Two Jags is up to no good as usual. Prescott's V-sign condemned - mainly by all the Tories that wish that they could get away with doing the same to the press.
posted at 8:29 AM by Carlton
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Thursday, June 05, 2003
Rejoice! For Comical Ali has been found alive! The collective world of PR heaves a heavy sigh of relief and begins to wonder what Ali's next project will be. Watch him pop up in North Korea.
posted at 5:15 PM by Carlton
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This guy gets points for effort. Man 'painted over' yellow lines
posted at 5:08 PM by Carlton
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Wednesday, June 04, 2003
Saddam has been found alive and well, in the land of cider. He's currently leaning over a gate saying, "Get orfff my laaaand".
posted at 3:55 PM by Carlton
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Have a go at the interactive creativity by joakim borgström. Simply click and slap him for navigation. Link lifted from Pixelsurgeon.
posted at 12:51 PM by Carlton
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Here are some BBC photos of the Royal Academy Summer Exhibition which will NOT now show a work of art containing a close up of Kylie's derriere.
posted at 11:14 AM by Carlton
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Hurrah for Mr Ive the visionary designer of the iMac(s).
posted at 11:07 AM by Carlton
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The Rusk is dead, long live the rusk
posted at 11:03 AM by Carlton
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Lets face it, it was an accident waiting to happen, chuckle. Barry Manilow breaks nose
posted at 10:14 AM by Carlton
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Bonkers marketing ploy by Hasbro. Action Man tested at North Pole. So if I contribute to the viral distribution of this story will I get one myself? My son would love one.
posted at 10:10 AM by Carlton
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Bush and Blair get together for a very special press conference.
posted at 8:00 AM by Carlton
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Tuesday, June 03, 2003
Don't try holding hands with your girlfriend in the city of Ipoh, Malaysia. You're likely to get fined for being "morally unclean".
posted at 3:45 PM by Carlton
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I prefer these to the stupid keychain variety. MEMIXDIRECT Memory Watches
posted at 3:26 PM by Carlton
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Monday, June 02, 2003
It's time for a nice cup of Tea and a sit down
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